all these 13 year olds reblogging and posting stuff about relationship problems and they are like “yes omg ive fallen in love so many times the pain of it reaks into my soul” and i’m just like omg paul mccartney’s arm hair
//That moment when you realise you don’t need everyone’s approval.
gEORGE THIS IS NOT OKAY
that goddamn tongue of yours.
could have just done the sexy hair part and left us flailing, but instead you throw in that lick at the end to bitchslap us to the ground.
you know how to swoon the ladies, Mr. Harrison
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan